Just isn’t the same after you call it out for what it truly is. ;)
I read recently that drinking one beer is like eating five to seven slices of bread. (Unquantified) It’s a good thing I like bread.
I know I always have to pee like crazy after eating five to seven slices of bread.
It’s the raisins.
To be hip, you gotta wear super tight pants. That gets tougher when you drink more beer. It’s a balance to be hip.
Alas, not all of us are built for skinny jeans like little Europeans. (Thank the gods.) Personally, I’m going for the burly Canadian, lumberjack dwarf look. Though, I’m much taller than a dwarf. So, Northern Giant I guess. Thor. I’m going for the Thor look.